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If only God would give me a clear sign like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

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Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

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If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.

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I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was...more

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If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.