Cynical-humor Quotes
alcohol played the midwife

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybod...
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-Would you wish us to invest it for you?-No, I would like you to set up a trust for dumb animals.-Wh...
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Didn't Chains tell you about the Golden Theological Principle?""The what?""The single congruent aspe...
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