Dad Quotes

At first I thought he was laughing because his shoulders were shaking, but then he put his palms on ...

They fuck you up, your mum and dad? No, that wasn't it at all. Well, they did do that, perhaps, but ...

(Don Fey had a large rubber stamp that said "bullshit," which was and is awesome.)

Your father doesn't fucking play games. you would never come home with a shamrock tattoo in that hou...

Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details?