Dogs-and-humans Quotes

People always love it when you say their dogs are nice. Just shows you how out of touch they are.

People love dogs. This is, I hope, the least surprising sentence you will read in this book. I mysel...

You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog ...

Other useful commands to teach your dog are 'stay,' 'heel,' 'remove your snout from that person's gr...