Actions Quotes Logo

Neil Simon Quotes

I LOVE living, I have some problems with my LIFE, but living is the best thing they've come up with ...

Show More

Sure it hurts, but if you love someone, you forgive them." BlancheSomethings you forgive, somethings...

Show More
Brighton Beach Memoirs

[Y]ou're young. Young takes care of everything.

Proposals

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low t...

Show More

If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the end...

Show More

When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los An...

Show More

There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonde...

Show More

Everyone thinks they can write a play you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is...

Show More

Goldie Hawn is funny sexy beautiful talented intelligent warm and consistently sunny. Other th...

Show More

Related Authors

Picture of Neil Simon

Neil Simon

Playwright

Born: 1927-07-04

Died: N/A

Marvin Neil Simon (4 July 1927 – 26 August 2018) was an American playwright and screenwriter best known for his comedies.More