Openers Quotes

I'm an idealist: I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

We will then hear from the founder of the Mayo Clinic . . . Dr. Ted Clinic.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist Jack.

The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if...

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? All the rest of you if you'll just rattle you...

As Spinoza or someone very much like him once said . . .

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the o...

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

I'd like to tell you some jokes now but you'd only laugh.

Goldie Hawn is funny sexy beautiful talented intelligent warm and consistently sunny. Other th...

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare but then I thought Why should I? He never rea...