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Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh.

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You will never climb Career Mountain and get to the top and shout, ‘I made it!’ You will rarely feel done or complete or even successful. Most people ...more

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A person’s tragedy does not make up their entire life. A story carves deep grooves into our brains each time we tell it. But we aren't one story. We c...more

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Treat your career like a bad boyfriend. Here's the thing. Your career won't take care of you. It won't call you back or introduce you to its parents. ...more

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Emotions are like passing storms, and you have to remind yourself that it won't rain forever.

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Is there a word for when you are young and pretending to have lived and loved a thousand lives? Is there a German word for that? Let's say its schaufe...more

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There are so many people in the world with so little. Who cares why you decide to help?

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It’s never overreacting to ask for what you want and need.

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Debbie Downer" was one of the few sketches where I broke, and I remember watching Heratio Sanz laugh so hard that tears squirted out of his eyes. I st...more

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Fake boobs are weird ya'll" read by Patrick Stewart.

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But I was eventually okay. And you will be okay too. Here's why. I had already made a decision early on that I would be a plain girl with tons of pers...more

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I have the Angela Jolie of vaginas.