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Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh.

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Treat your career like a bad boyfriend. Here's the thing. Your career won't take care of you. It won't call you back or introduce you to its parents. ...more

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Is there a word for when you are young and pretending to have lived and loved a thousand lives? Is there a German word for that? Let's say its schaufe...more

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Doing comedy for a living is, in a lot of ways, like a pony and a camel trying to escape from the zoo. It’s a ridiculous endeavor and has a low probab...more

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You can only move if you are actually in the moment. You have to be where you are to get where you need to go.

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Fake boobs are weird ya'll" read by Patrick Stewart.

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But I was eventually okay. And you will be okay too. Here's why. I had already made a decision early on that I would be a plain girl with tons of pers...more

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I have the Angela Jolie of vaginas.