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Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

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...as I am not fond of giving advice,having seldom seen it taken

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Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances.

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If you would be remembered, write a book worth the reading or live a life worth the writing about.

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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

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Great hopes make everything great possible.

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Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

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A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned

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Well done is better than well said.

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Instead of cursing the darkness, light a candle.

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He that can have patience can have what he will.

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I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 different ways to do it wrong.

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I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

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Great beauty, great strength, and great riches are really and truly of no great use; a right heart exceeds all