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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]

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I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 different ways to do it wrong.

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I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

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If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.