Drinking Quotes

They swallowed, tasted their tongues, sucked their lips, and there was a far-away look in their eyes...

I don't ever drink alone. It's not much fun. And I don't think I will until I am an alcoholic.

Lucas felt uncommonly depressed and careless. Drunkenness, in a man like August Hay, melts the restr...

What when drunk one sees in other women one sees in Garbo sober.

What she liked the most about drinking was not being present, that feeling of self-evasion, of disco...

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful el...

I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry.

Could I have a Sloe Gin Fizz, without the gin?""What's the point of that, Miss?" the waiter said."To...

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.

The bar . . . is an exercise in solitude. Above all else, it must be quiet, dark, very comfortable -...

When a man wants to have an alehouse meltdown, the worst thing you can do is stand in his way

One more drink and I'll be under the host.

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; ...

At the time I started in ballet they were dancing 'The Spirit of Champagne' on pointe, in Paris. I t...

Oh man sometimes I wake up feel like a cat runover.Are you familiar with the stoical aspects of hard...

I peer through the spectral, polluted, nicotine-sodden windows of my sock at these old lollopers in ...

Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, o...

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

Plato forbids children wine till eighteen years of age, and to get drunk till forty; but, after fort...

Is it that we pretend to a reformation? Truly, no: but it may be we are more addicted to Venus than ...

The natural heat, say the good-fellows,first seats itself in the feet: that concerns infancy; thence...

In Irena’s head the alcohol plays a double role: it frees her fantasy, encourages her boldness, make...

Actually, they fought to fill the emptiness of their lives as they filled their empty glasses. They ...

About a week after they had come back, a load of mail came to the island. They were the first letter...

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

How do I feel today? I feel as unfit as an unfiddle,And it is the result of a certain turbulence in ...

Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why: Drink! for you know not why you go nor where.

After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as the...

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

It was my Uncle George who discovered alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through.

It comes in pints?

Boys should abstain from all use of wine until their eighteenth year for it is wrong to add fire to...

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

Well, I've kept you waiting long enough," he said, peering at me from that distance which drinking a...

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.

A man who drinks too much on occasion is still the same man as he was sober. An alcoholic, a real al...

I like bars just after they open for the evening. When the air inside is still cool and clean and ev...

The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it. It happens to be a fa...

I also drink Scotch. But I'm not picky. I'll take the victory Scotch, or the Scotch of defeat. Or th...

Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.

The only cure for a real hangover is death.

I found that old Solomon proved it fair, That a big-belly'd bottle's a cure for all care.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

... while we are familiar with the adverse effect of drink on an empty stomach, we are now witnessin...

Pour alcohol on a bundle of nerves and it generally turns into a can of worms.

In wine was truth, perhaps, but in whisky, the way Hoffman sluiced it down, was an army of imaginary...

Moderation is commonly firm and firmness is commonly successful.

Abstinence is as easy for me as temperance would be difficult.

One of the disadvantages of wine is that is makes a man mistake words for thoughts.

I think piracy is a bit like drinking. You want to stay out all night doing it, you pay the price th...

Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of civili...

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the ro...

I looked at mother with adoration in my own eyes, and when she had taken the kerosene lamp and had g...

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.

Do you drink?""Of course,I just said I was a writer.

I'm going out for a bottle of champagne. We're going to get bombed.

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight dow...

He only drinks when he gets depressed,' said Carrot. 'Why does he get depressed?' 'Sometimes it's be...

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcoho...

He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up ar...

It was dawning on the wizards that they were outside the University, at night and without permission...

... drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat

Well, here I am, just come home; a fellow gone to the bad; though I had the best intentions in the w...

The habit of using ardent spirits by men in office has occasioned more injury to the public and mor...

Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential ...

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.

She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; ...

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.

We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. ...

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank h...

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.

Pleasure, ecstasy, they cannot seem to bear: their escape from it is in violence, in drinking and fi...

All excess is ill but drunkeness is of the worst sort. It spoils health dismounts the mind and un...

More wine for me, pour me some more!" "You smart girl, I knew you're a smart girl, just teasing...”...

All round there was a rising tide of beer, widow Désir's barrels had all been broached, beer had rou...

Malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man.

Ale, man, Ale's the stuff to drink,for fellows whom it hurts to think.

Inside my soul a treasure is buried.The key is mine and only mine.How right you are, you drunken mon...

There St. John mingles with my friendly bowl The feat of reason and the flow of soul.

So much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have some bad thoughts which they ...

I can party like a twenty-four-year-old but it takes me almost a week to recover.

I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus wan...

We were at that moment of drunkenness that the two of us had come to call the Golden Moment, when ev...

They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you mi...

There’s something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone a...

Ivanov: Gentlemen, you've again set up a drinking shop in my study... I have asked each and every on...

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.[misquote of a letter about wine, see quote...

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative a momentary cessa...