Masturbation Quotes

She imagined herself both queen and slave, dominatrix and victim. In her imagination she was making ...

That's all anyone has, and it's always brief, although, of course, some people believe they have a p...

Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long wa...

Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if...

... I have always found that the Trough periods of the human undulation provide excellent opportunit...

After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe ca...

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger...

I can't," I said. "I threw my back out masturbating.

The porn films are not about sex. Sex is airbrushed and digitally washed out of the films. There is ...

My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk an...

Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' se...

If a writer has the desire to communicate by writing and be heard, then he necessarily cares about s...

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these:...

I peer through the spectral, polluted, nicotine-sodden windows of my sock at these old lollopers in ...