Laugh Quotes

Elizabeth had never been more at a loss to make her feelings appear what they were not. It was neces...

In Buddhism, they say attachment to anything only leads to suffering. So when we laugh, it's our way...

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them so...

Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of oth...

When they laugh, it sounds like confetti.

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if...

pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A ...

I'm direct, I'm unpretentious and I'm pretty dogged, and I hope I've got a capacity to laugh at myse...

She let out a laugh, and then she put her hand over her mouth, like she was angry at herself for for...

If I don't laugh at least 20 times a day - it hasn't been a good day.

My earliest memories as a kid was I would always try to make my mom and my stepdad laugh at dinner. ...

We seem to live in a world where you have to walk around grinning like a loon. I can’t understand al...

Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to...

My reputation as a ladies' man was a joke. It caused me to laugh bitterly through the 10,000 nights ...

The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that'...

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

From inside where I live, I feel like I just perceive events in a certain rational way. I often find...

I remembered his laugh, like a flock of crows taking off

Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's funny, it doesn't matter how long it's been since you l...

We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the dist...

Real men laugh at opposition real men smile when enemies appear.

The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these:...

Do you know what made me fall in love with you?" George asked suddenly. Anne shook her head, puzzled...

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make ...

You can't live a positive life with a negative mind and if you have a positive outcome you have a po...

I have always thought it was a terrible shame that the women's movement didn't realise how much easi...

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.

A crust of bread and a corner to sleep in. A minute to smile and an hour to weep in. A pint of joy t...

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm...

I hasten to laugh at everything, for fear of being obliged to weep.

At least I rescued your poor hot dog.

In a cruel land, you either learned to laugh at cruelty or spent your life weeping.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In mod...

A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

He makes me laugh, Mick! He tended to turn up when we were having lunch and entertain us all. He bou...

If you're paralyzing your face in your 20s and 30s, you're not exercising the muscles that give it s...

You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. L...

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana ...

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

When I was young, I forgot how to laugh in the cave of Trophonius; when I was older, I opened my eye...

Something wonderful has happened to me. I was carried up into the seventh heaven. There all the gods...

Something wonderful has happened to me. I was carried up into the seventh heaven. There all the gods...

Something wonderful has happened to me. I was carried up into the seventh heaven. There all the gods...

They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room fo...

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

{She] laughed so that the street seemed full of little silver bells,

It's a powerful experience, shitting. There's something magical about it, profound even. I think God...

I laugh, and it's laughter, not light, that casts out the darkness building within me, that reminds ...

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

A good laugh is sunshine in the house.

I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all.

I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry ...

The clown may be the source of mirth, but - who shall make the clown laugh?

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to ...

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it is the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a ...

The capacity for unclouded enjoyment, she thought, does not belong to irresponsible fools; an inviol...

But fate, as Merlin always taught us, is inexorable. Life is a jest of the Gods, Merlin liked to cla...

An enemy sees his attackers laughing? It is better than all the insults. A man who laughs as he goes...

People don't talk like this, theytalklikethis. Syllables, words, sentences run together like a water...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, e...

I wasn't the class clown. I wasn't that obvious. There would be a circle of guys, and they're watchi...

Funny is funny is funny.

It is a strange world, a sad world, a world full of miseries, and woes, and troubles. And yet when K...

Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselve...

Really, for a man who had been out of practice for so many years it was a splendid laugh!

My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh.But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's ...

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to m...

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?

If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 millio...

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous.

Watch a movie that makes you laugh or listen to a song that makes you cry. Embrace your emotions and...

And her laugh was enough to make you want to kick over what you were doing and follow her down the s...

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to supp...

He sniggered.He didn't like to think of himself as the sort of person who giggled or sniggered, but ...

And I never started to plow in my lifeThat some one did not stop in the roadAnd take me away to a da...

She threw back her head with a laugh that made her chins ripple like little waves.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you;Weep, and you weep alone;For the sad old earth must borrow its ...

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a fo...

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

I can't think I had much of a sense of humor as long as I remained the only child. When my brother E...

All children in those small-town, unhurried days had a vast inner life going on in the movies. Child...

I'm a fabulous date, I make sure I look good, I like hearing what a guy has to say and I make sure t...

And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call ...

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call ever...

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

But when you're in front of an audience and you make them laugh at a new idea, you're guiding the wh...

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is ...

what would you call this haircut?"arthur.

He is a sweet boy, quick to laugh, easy to love.

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either.

Through all of living have much joy and laughter, life is to be enjoyed, not just endured.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

I expect nothing of man, and disown the race. The only folly is expecting what is never attained; ma...

Humor in a relationship is so important. Many women will say that. Some say, 'If they can make you l...