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Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

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I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success....more

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I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not pr...more

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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

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...teaching is, after all, a form of show business.

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Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.

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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.