"Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.