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Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful i...

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Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of oth...

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When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'