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I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.

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We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame almost always is placed on whisky. W...more

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I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.

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Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.

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It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

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Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.

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Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.