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I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.

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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.

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We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame almost always is placed on whisky. W...more

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I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.

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Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.