Candy Quotes
I feel like a little kid who just walked into a candy store. I think that's something to smile about...
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Jelly beans! Millions and billions of purples and yellows and greens and licorice and grape and rasp...
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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.