Dessert Quotes
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

But I, when I undress meEach night, upon my kneesWill ask the Lord to bless meWith apple-pie and che...
Show MoreLook, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. Snoop...
Show MoreThe 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
I should have asked why any room in the house was better than home to me when she entered it, and ba...
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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
