Dessert Quotes

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

But I, when I undress meEach night, upon my kneesWill ask the Lord to bless meWith apple-pie and che...

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. Snoop...

The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!

I should have asked why any room in the house was better than home to me when she entered it, and ba...

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!