Calvin Quotes

It would be the height of absurdity to label ignorance tempered by humility "faith"!(Institutio III....

True wisdom consists in two things: Knowledge of God and Knowledge of Self.

No man that ever lived, not John Calvin himself, ever asserted either original sin, or justification...

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the sec...

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win...

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.