Comics Quotes

That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.

Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.

It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?

I just wanted all the wars to be over so that we could spend the money on starships and Mars colonie...

Socrates should have written comics.

Is there a word for forgetting the name of someone when you want to introduce them to someone else a...

For some folks death is release, and for others death is an abomination, a terrible thing. But in th...

CHORONZON "I am anti-life, the beast of judgement. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end o...

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording ...

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.

Dance like you're stamping on a human face forever, love like you've been in a serious car crash tha...

Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand...

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

The world isn't fair, Calvin.""I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?