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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

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Rats! There goes the bell... oh, how I hate lunch hours! I always have to eat alone because nobody likes me... Peanut butter again... I wish that litt...more

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I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

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Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

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Look at Charlie Brown's face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to study your face. Now this is what you call a failure...more

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Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.

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You sold out! We elected you, and you sold out! The next time we have an election, I think everyone should vote for himself. Or we might just as well ...more