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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

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I love mankind it's people I can't stand.

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Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

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Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the ...more

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Rats! There goes the bell... oh, how I hate lunch hours! I always have to eat alone because nobody likes me... Peanut butter again... I wish that litt...more

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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

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Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

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Look at Charlie Brown's face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to study your face. Now this is what you call a failure...more

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I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became ...more

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That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.

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Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.

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You sold out! We elected you, and you sold out! The next time we have an election, I think everyone should vote for himself. Or we might just as well ...more