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I love mankind it's people I can't stand.

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Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

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Rats! There goes the bell... oh, how I hate lunch hours! I always have to eat alone because nobody likes me... Peanut butter again... I wish that litt...more

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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

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I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

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Well, I know about loneliness. I won't talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know what it feels like to spend a whole weekend all by y...more

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I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became ...more

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Those who find no humor in faith are probably those who find the church a refuge for their own black way of looking at life, although I think many of ...more

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There must be different kinds of loneliness, or at least different degrees of loneliness, but the most terrifying loneliness is not experienced by eve...more