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I love mankind it's people I can't stand.

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Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the ...more

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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

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I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

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I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became ...more

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There must be different kinds of loneliness, or at least different degrees of loneliness, but the most terrifying loneliness is not experienced by eve...more