Charles M. Schulz Quotes

Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. Kra...

That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.

Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.

Look out!! Ha! Now you've done it! Now you've broken a lamp, and you've got no one to blame it on bu...

You sold out! We elected you, and you sold out! The next time we have an election, I think everyone ...

Life is just too much for me. I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole ...

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?''Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

Happiness is loving your enemies.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.Then a voice says to me, 'This ...

I love mankind it's people I can't stand.

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep...

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.For after all, he was only...

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false t...

I love mankind it's people I can't stand.

Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose y...

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?""I feel tha...

Patty: I'll be the good guy.Shermy: I'll be the bad guy.Patty: What are you going to be, Charlie Bro...

Whenever the sun is shining, I feel obligated to play outside!

She nibbles her pencil... She's human!

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The ...

Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The f...

All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it,...

Tell me what you'll do if you're captured by the coyotes... Well, that might work, but does your mot...

Rats! There goes the bell... oh, how I hate lunch hours! I always have to eat alone because nobody l...

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so litt...

My life has no purpose no direction no aim no meaning and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. ...

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the groun...

How do we know where we're going? Follow the moon! Remember, the moon is always over Hollywood, and ...

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability fo...

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'...

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

I've developed a new philosophy - I only dread one day at a time.

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your na...

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

I have underlined words and sentences in one of the Bibles that has always been my study Bible, but ...

There must be different kinds of loneliness, or at least different degrees of loneliness, but the mo...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the groun...

Look at Charlie Brown's face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to st...

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Well, I know about loneliness. I won't talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know wh...

I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of o...

I don't believe in school prayer. I think it's total nonsense...who is the teacher there that is goi...

There is a thought among some brands of theology that souls are waiting up in heaven to be born. Now...

I used to have more tolerance for these views, but I am losing patience with what I see. The test of...

I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties an...

I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one anoth...

I think this is irresponsible preaching and very dangerous, and especially when it is slanted toward...

I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of re...

I see no reason why church services have to be standard. I've discussed this with the man who used t...

I think we place the wrong emphasis upon examples, that we're treading on very weak ground when we s...

Those who find no humor in faith are probably those who find the church a refuge for their own black...

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

Life has its sunshine and its rain, sir... its days and its nights... its peaks and its valleys...

If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!

Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!...

There's our excuse... we'll blame everything on the round-headed kid!

Charlie Brown: A penny! Rats! Why couldn't I have found a nickel? What good is a penny these days? W...

My last penny! I think I'll squander it on myself. I never feel badly about spending money my dad ha...

Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies!