Kin Hubbard Quotes

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

Some fellows pay a compliment like they expected a receipt.

It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.

A bee is never as busy as it seems it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

All the world loves a good loser.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed.

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in sch...

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change ...

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spir...

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.

Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet subtle satisfaction without the risk.

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change...

Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet.

Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really ins...

An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.

The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.