Wife Quotes
How Many Marriages Would Be Better If the Husband and the Wife Clearly Understood That They're On th...
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll becom...
Show MoreOn every birthday, I ask my wife, 'What would you like this year?' and her instant reply is, 'Diamon...
Show MoreMy wife is the greatest person I have ever known. She is just a living doll; she is great person and...
Show MoreMy wife Elizabeth and I started The Really Terrible Orchestra for people like us who are pretty hope...
Show MoreAll other goods by fortune's hand are given: A wife is the peculiar gift of Heav'n.
So far as I am concerned, I could not be accused of having set eyes, or having wished to set eyes, u...
Show MoreI'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.
What made more sense was that the bargain she was bound to was to go on living as she had been doing...
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I shall expect my husband to have no pleasures but what he shares with me; and if his greatest pleas...
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Why wasn't there an etiquette book for runaway wives?
It is not monogamy when there is one legal wife, and mistresses out of sight.
Medicine is my lawful wife, and literature is my mistress. When I get fed up with one, I spend the n...
Show MoreMedicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night wi...
Show MoreIf we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but ...
Show MoreThe real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's ...
Show MoreUntil that moment I'd thought I could have it both ways; to be one of them, and also my husband's wi...
Show MoreHubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with you...
Show MoreNixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family,...
Show MoreBuilding a little bonfire at night on the beach and lying on a blanket with my wife under the stars ...
Show MoreAn undutiful Daughter will prove an unmanageable Wife.
It will never end.Till the world ends in the chaos of Ragnarok, we will fight for our women, for our...
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With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
My parents always looked like they loved being together. That's what I took from them, and that's ho...
Show MoreMy father probably thought the capital of the world was wherever he was at the time. It couldn't pos...
Show MoreI remember seeing a movie with Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney where they were husband and wife, an...
Show MoreI have a very down-to-earth father. My wife is an actress and famous herself is more down-to-earth t...
Show MoreDon't get married until you're certain that you're marrying the right girl. How did I know my wife w...
Show MoreThe husband is the head of the wife just in so far as he is to her what Christ is to the Church - re...
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In the vastness of space and the immensity of time, it is my joy to share a planet and an epoch with...
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I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
Right then, in a nutshell: this one hasn't a single bone of obedient-little-wife material in her hea...
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I know what it is to live entirely for and with what I love best on earth. I hold myself supremely b...
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I know you're the only pistol champion we have, but I'd rather they no see enough of you to hit. You...
Show MoreThen don't. I can't help you. They say that women dream of danger to those in their care and men of ...
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The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.
All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.
I'm lucky my wife is a strong woman. She's one of the stronger people I've ever met. It's hard for m...
Show MoreI think a guitar solo is how my emotion is most freely released, because verbal articulation isn't m...
Show MoreI think a guitar solo is how my emotion is most freely released, because verbal articulation isn't m...
Show MoreNever write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to ...
Show MoreThe consumer isn't a moron she is your wife.
I believed that the husband takes care of the family, and the wife takes care of him, and they are t...
Show MoreHe was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
The United States is in a time of transition. Courts have redefined marriage, and beliefs about huma...
Show MoreThe woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Pride adversely affects all our relationships—our relationship with God and His servants, between hu...
Show MorePride adversely affects all our relationships - our relationship with God and His servants, between ...
Show MoreHe sat down in his chair by the fire and began to chat, as was his habit before he and his wife part...
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A real man loves and respects his wife and is not only a good father but a man that his kids want to...
Show MoreHappy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wi...
Show MoreI'm incredibly competitive in all sports in a way that is so mystifying to my wife because she grew ...
Show MoreIt is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible and a man's to keep unmarried as long a...
Show MoreEvery day, getting up early in the morning before much traffic, my wife takes me 10 miles from home,...
Show MoreWhen it gets to the part in life where you're more afraid of what your wife is going to do to you th...
Show MoreI got a strength coach. My wife. She gets big chains, and at night she puts them around the refriger...
Show MoreTonight I should like to thank all those who have shared my work and to acknowledge the debt that I ...
Show MoreA man can own a woman or a man can own a knife, but no man can own both.

My wife once said that one of her great ambitions was to walk down the streets of Hong Kong with her...
Show MoreMy wife and I have what's known as mixed marriage. I am a Methodist, she is a Muslim. So we're keepi...
Show MoreWhenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's ...
Show MoreWe must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect...
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(When asked “Was the model for Midori (a character in Norwegian Wood) modeled after your wife?”)I sh...
Show MoreI've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
The only thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give is enough love.
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man ...
Show MoreA young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over....
Show MoreVirtue will cut your head off, vice will only cut your hair.

First she would try to kill him, but failing this give him food and her body, breast-feed him back t...
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I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild ni...
Show MoreMy wife and I have a schizophrenic son. We didn't want to accept this for 30 years, so we put him un...
Show MoreFor years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be i...
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife she has thought much worse things about...
Show MoreAh,' thought the king sadly, shrugging his shoulders, "I see clearly that if one has a crazy wife, o...
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He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.
It is really very important while you are young to live in an environment in which there is no fear....
Show MoreAs a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what yo...
Show MoreMy wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family's had forever, and it'...
Show MoreLet [the wife] guard, as much as possible, against a gloomy and moody disposition, which causes her ...
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A miss for pleasure and a wife for breed.
The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits.
I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, whic...
Show MoreSimply put, she was the one who had to put up with me. That she did so with love and patience and en...
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Well, I miss my wife, you know," I said. "But I also miss the feeling of, I don’t know, comfort. The...
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I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.Vis...
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A wife is like a children's movie; always under-appreciated and without either, life would be incomp...
Show MoreThe doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.

And not only that, I also have the MacBook Air which is really cool. Even my wife is jealous of my M...
Show MoreOf all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
I'm a man of faith. I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.
[Letter to his wife, Natalia Sedova]In addition to the happiness of being a fighter for the cause of...
Show MoreHow quickly pettiness returns, and that most ignoble form of real estate, the possessive occupation ...
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Think you if Laura had been Petrarch's wife He would have written sonnets all his life?
My wife told me if there is any rumors about me, it better be about politics and not about my social...
Show MoreI have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she...
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