Crazy Quotes

I have crazy claustrophobic dreams, weird elevator dreams where the elevator closes in and all of a ...

If there are a couple of adjectives people use to describe me, anger is usually in there. I've never...

Crazy and insane are words used throughout history to describe people and ideas that are simply diff...

He's as nutty as a vegan T-bone.

People who were perfectly sane on Tuesday sometimes go nuts on Wednesday.

The messengers of Jesus will be hated to the end of time. They will be blamed for all the division w...

and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.

Being crazy isn't enough.

It's a crazy world, so sports and athletics and music can be a form of escapism.

I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy tha...

I act like shit don’t phase me inside it drives me crazy, my insecurities could eat me alive

The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is g...

Most people think Marv is crazy, but I don't believe that. I'm no shrink and I'm not saying I've got...

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reaso...

Now everybody's got a crazy notion of their own. Some like to mix up with a crowd, some like to be a...

Is it so far from madness to wisdom?" - Daenerys Targaryen

Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time.

'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot...

What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! Peopl...

The Edge... There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is...

Maybe he's up to something, maybe he'ś not really crazy after all. Perhaps he just got fed up acting...

But I'm Crazy. I swear to God I am.

I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really ...

You take a very handsome guy, or a guy that thinks he's a real hot-shot, and they're always asking y...

He had become completely mad in his movements; He seemed to be doing everything at the same time. It...

Only a crazy person wouldn't fear approaching a car with tinted windows during a late-night car stop...

The 'Night Train' has already been a crazy ride for me. We flew around making TV appearances and sta...

Ah,' thought the king sadly, shrugging his shoulders, "I see clearly that if one has a crazy wife, o...

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

Now because 18 months ago the first dawn, 3 months ago broad daylight but a very few days ago the fu...

We all have our routines," he said softly."But they must have a purpose and provide an outcome that ...

A truly happy woman drives some men and almost every other woman absolutely crazy

With my schedule being so crazy, I can't call every day or hang out with my friends like I used to a...

Hungry Joe was crazy, and no one knew it better than Yossarian, who did everything he could to help ...

'Snow White' is an old fairy tale, so obviously the idea of vanity and obsession with youth is long-...

What I love most about this crazy life is the adventure of it.

Crazy people who are judged to be harmless are allowed an enormous amount of freedom ordinary people...

You have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to the world fr...

He’s like an old clock the won’t tell time but won’t stop neither with the hands bend out of shape a...

You're making sense, old man, a sense of your own. You're not crazy the way they think. Yes...I see....

If somebody'd of come in and took a look, men watching a blank TV, a fifty-year old woman hollering ...

He knows that you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just t...

It's true,' replied Doris with a sniff in Bessy's direction to make her sensible of a victory, even ...

Who are you?Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies?Have you created a life for yourself...

Looks like what drives me crazyDon't have no effect on you--But I'm gonna keep on at itTill it drive...

I think it is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy eno...

The baby boom eventually prompted Hubbard to order that no one could get pregnant without his permis...

am i insane" asked alice"yes, but all the best people are" replied her father

,"I am not crazy, my reality is just different from yours."-Cheshire Cat

Who but the mad would choose to keep on living? In the end, aren't we all just a little crazy?

As a kid, I imagined lots of different scenarios for my life. I would be an astronaut. Maybe a carto...

She dances a little jig. "This would make one hell of a TV show, huh?" "Yeah. But no one would belie...

The line between passionate and crazy can be a thin one.

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a ti...

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a ti...

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a ti...

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a ti...

'Ludacris' is something that I made up. It just kind of describes me. Sometimes I have like a split ...

When I go to my health club, and it's in the basement, you have to take the elevator down. And this ...

What we Americans go through to pick a president is not only crazy and unnecessary but genuinely abu...

In plain terms, a child is a complicated creature who can drive you crazy. There's a cruelty to chil...

You can't please everybody. You'd be crazy if you're trying to. So take some time out to do some thi...

When you have a daughter, you want to protect her from the things that I've seen out there, you know...

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to or...

I didn't know how you'd get us out of that last one. But you did. You were good.

Don't make fun of me!" Ender said. "I'm afraid I'm going crazy.

He woke up and fought another battle and won. Then he went to bed and slept again and dreamed again ...

You don't know what would have happened if I hadn't pushed. Nobody knows. I did it the way I did it,...

In my dreams," said Ender, "I'm never sure whether I'm really me.

I'll go from world to world until I find a time and place where you can come awake in safety. And I'...

Let's fly away and live forever

Do you know why they call this place the Rookery?" Elodin asked. I shook my head."Because it's where...

I recorded a song called, I Fall to Pieces, and I was in a car wreck. Now I'm worried because I have...

People are all crazy... but the craziest are the ones who never allow themselves to be crazy.

Anyone who lives in her own world is crazy. Like schizophrenics, psychopaths, maniacs. I mean people...

When I took the pills, I wanted to kill someone I hated. I didn't know that other Veronikas existed ...

Sometimes I wish I knew how to go crazy. I forget how.

None of us ate together: my Aunt Gladys ate at five o’clock, my cousin Susan at five-thirty, me at s...

If I can be my crazy, wild self in front of a person, and he still likes me, that's romantic.

Sane is boring.

One of the best animated films I've seen come out of Disney was the Tarzan movie. I wasn't crazy abo...

I'm seventeen and I'm crazy.

Don't gobblefunk around with words.

This is no time for drinking a mug of water - which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug of...

What I've learnt - to my cost - on several occasions in my life, is that people will put up with all...

It is not like I have gone crazy, I just don't want to take any chances. You never know what could h...

Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health.However, I always ca...

Most people put off my mother's erratic behavior to the fact that she was a writer, as if that just ...

They have had such a crazy life living with me as their dad. Not crazy but different from their frie...

I'm crazy about Grant: his character, his nature, his science in fighting and everything else. But I...

Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.

She was crazy but he needed her. Oh I am in so much trouble he thought, and stared blindly up at the...

I’m going crazy, Louis thought wonderingly. Wheeeeee!

Oh Christ, he understood more than he wanted to right now. Give me a chance, Louis thought, and I’ll...

Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world usually do.

I just had a crazy, wild imagination all my life, and science fiction is the greatest outlet for me.

All the little birdies had flown out of this man's tree.

At 14, I was the most disciplined guy around. I would get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and run fiv...

Are you crazy? It's a common phrase, I know. But it means something particular to me: the tunnels, t...