Pun Quotes

He that would pun would pick a pocket.

I never knew an enemy to puns who was not an ill-natured man.

Of puns it has been said that those most dislike who are least able to utter them.

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.

When we were little," the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little no...

Do you know why they call this place the Rookery?" Elodin asked. I shook my head."Because it's where...

Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands...