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Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do.

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We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors.

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I don't like doing anything that makes you sweat if you don't come at the end of it.

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What I've learnt - to my cost - on several occasions in my life, is that people will put up with all manner of bad behaviour so long as you're giving ...more

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Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it to give yourself somethin...more

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Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.

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Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I ...more