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We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors.

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I don't like doing anything that makes you sweat if you don't come at the end of it.

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This is no time for drinking a mug of water - which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug of water! You just don't drink water from mugs, do y...more

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A personality for the incredibly beautiful can be a pointless cargo...

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Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it to give yourself somethin...more

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Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I ...more