Billy Crystal Quotes

My parents always looked like they loved being together. That's what I took from them, and that's ho...

Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrat...

That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.

I was raised mostly by my mom.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

I was a per diem floater in the same junior high school I went to. I sat in the office and made $42....

When you're the host of the Academy Awards, and you grew up watching Bob Hope and Johnny Carson, and...

I can always say I led off for the New York Yankees. It's an amazing feeling.

My mum, Helen, was hilarious. She had a tremendous sense of humour and was a great singer and tap da...

Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most ba...

I still don't love the darkness, though I've learned to smile in it a little bit, now and then.

I'm proud that I have done so many different kinds of things and maintained an amazing family. And I...

To me, little Mike Wazowski is one of the best characters I ever got to play because he was funny. H...

Muhammad Ali struck us in the middle of America's darkest night, in the heart of its most threatenin...

What passes for sports coverage is terribly sycophantic.

Ali forced us to take a look at ourselves. This brash young man who thrilled us, angered us, confuse...

To this day, with all of these muscle-bound guys, nobody hit the ball further than Mickey Mantle, wi...

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

I never missed a birthday. I never missed a school play. We carpooled. And the greatest compliment I...

Mom was so funny and loving to us kids. She was our first audience. When my dad died, I was suddenly...

Change is such hard work.

Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don't think ...

My older brother Joel became an art teacher my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer a...