Matt Groening Quotes

'The Simpsons' was about children and married parents; 'Futurama' is about people in between; they'r...

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

On 'The Simpsons,' I will say that we definitely like to comment on what's going on in the world, an...

When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries.

One of the great things about the Internet is that you can read what everybody has to say about ever...

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of...

People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the b...

Our solution on 'The Simpsons' is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some frame of re...

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneat...

Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent indepen...

But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and pres...

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

If I have one technology tip of the day, it's this: No matter how good the video on YouTube is, don'...

Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no ...