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I love mankind it's people I can't stand.

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Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

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Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the ...more

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All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're...more

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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

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I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

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I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of one hundred or so people, it is time to build a new...more

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I don't believe in school prayer. I think it's total nonsense...who is the teacher there that is going to have them pray? And is the teacher going to ...more

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There is a thought among some brands of theology that souls are waiting up in heaven to be born. Now how in the world anybody comes up with that is be...more

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I see no reason why church services have to be standard. I've discussed this with the man who used to be a pastor here at the Methodist Church in Seba...more

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I think we place the wrong emphasis upon examples, that we're treading on very weak ground when we set ourselves up as examples for others to become r...more

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Those who find no humor in faith are probably those who find the church a refuge for their own black way of looking at life, although I think many of ...more