Calvin-and-hobbes Quotes

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstei...

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster th...

I'm a misunderstood genius.""What's misunderstood?""Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"...

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and h...

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.

Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.

Reality continues to ruin my life.