Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes
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HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.
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CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himse...
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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
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They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines.""Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’...
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Nap...
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We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.
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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
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Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.
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I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.
