Dumb Quotes

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's ...

What's Management up to?" I whispered to Bennett."My guess is a new acronym," he whispered. "Departm...

Bobby Knight told me this: 'There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.' In o...

The Cuban Missile Crisis. It had to do with Cuba and missiles, I'm pretty sure.

Falderson," he said quietly to Bahzell in passable Navahkan, "is as stupid as the day is long." He c...

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'...

Why are free spirits always so fucking dumb?

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a ...

I think war is a dangerous place.

It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life.

One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways t...

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

Ours is an overpopulated, under educated, shithole in the throes of mass extinctions - it's a wonder...

There's the argument that you can relate to someone who's completely unrelatable. In the way that a ...

Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the c...

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

Hollywood has the idea that movies have to be dumb. But especially movies for or about teenagers hav...

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a w...

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a w...

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a w...

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a w...

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs

I believe that more people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.

Congratulations, he said. "That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen." His expression was a mix of...

We've got to stand with our North Korean allies.

I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.

War is not nice.