Comedy-humor Quotes

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording ...

Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.

Answering the question 'How would you like to smell?' by saying 'I'd rather I didn't' is also no lon...

If you call a gypsy a vagabond, I think you do him wrong,For he never goes a-travelling but he takes...

If you ordered up a whore here, you'd probably get a theater major doing Joan Crawford as Sadie Thom...