Beer Quotes

Farewell, Timothy Riley’s Bar," Lane said softly. "Home of the nickel beer. Snooker emporium. Reposi...

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you c...

I have respect for beer.

120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew...

You're a Dark One," said Anton. "All you see in everything is evil, treachery, trickery.""All I do i...

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcohol...

A man who lies about beer makes enemies

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and ...

I never had problems with my fellow scientists. Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, ...

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any nation...

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.[misquote of a letter about wine, see quote...

And there was this jerk named Dwayne who kept saying, 'Go on, have a beer. You know you want one. On...

Your insult has offended me. If we were at the Peaks, we would have to duel in traditional alil'tiki...

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close t...

I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwi...

Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in a...

I have tremendous respect for anyone who can control his palate enough to learn not only to drink be...

Here's the beautiful lady with the beer.

There was an undoubted affinity in his mind between the two great passions of his life: revolution a...

And even in the open air the stench of whiskey was appalling. To this fiendish poison, I am certain,...

With the smell of beer I try to get the smell of death off me. And only the smell of death will get ...

The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue...

... I've a thirst on me I wouldn't sell for half a crown.- Give it a name, citizen, says Joe.- Wine ...

There is this advantage about German beer: it does not make a man drunk as the word drunk is underst...

We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what yo...

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, o...

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.