"From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.
If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close t...
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