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Care to explain?” Ari asked.“Didn’t you see my signals?”“Yeah. But they didn’t make sense. Five into...

Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be h...

There are different types of fancy photographers. Some are big, fun personalities like Mario Testino...

Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on earth!

Most of you Mistborn are probably too proud to crawl. I'm surprised you were willing to do so your

Kelsier rapped lightly on the door, and Dockson strolled over, pulling it open."And he makes his stu...

Your insult has offended me. If we were at the Peaks, we would have to duel in traditional alil'tiki...

Your pretense does not fool me, gnome. My eye will be upon you.

You can't write an honest novel about race in this country. If you write about how people are really...

That's what gets converts these days," Baron said. "It's a buyers' market in apocalypse. What's hot ...

I got this delicious bottle of perfume called Fabreze

Religion is a totalitarian belief. It is the wish to be a slave. It is the desire that there be an u...

The walking tour guides one through the city's various landmarks, reciting bits of information the l...

You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.

I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.

Yer a wizard, Harry!

Excellent,” said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. “We’ve got about a minute, I think. W...

Hell freezing over? I don't know. But the devil's definitely wearing a sweater.

You just know this is going to be bad," Susan said."—but when I went to college," Harry continued, t...

Then you're seventy-five, friends are dead, and you've replaced at least one major organ: you have t...

You arrogant little snot (John Hammond)

I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off ...

You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt