Funny-but-true Quotes

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

That Reagan shaped mechanical gadget in the metal box that made you jump like a little sissy boy, Jo...

... they only trusted the wisdom of people brighter and more worldly than themselves when it was exp...

Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be h...

No," said the cat. "Now, you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know w...