Funny-and-random Quotes

Religion is a totalitarian belief. It is the wish to be a slave. It is the desire that there be an u...

It is the end of the world. Surely you could be allowed a few carnal thoughts.

She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved...

If at first you don't succeed, lower you expectations

Care to explain?” Ari asked.“Didn’t you see my signals?”“Yeah. But they didn’t make sense. Five into...

Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be h...

He done his level best.Was he a mining on the flat..He done it with a zest..Was he a leading of the ...

Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip an...

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Ho...

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.