Retort Quotes

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Ho...

What--has O-Tar seen an ulsio and fainted?" demanded I-Gos with broad sarcasm."Men have died for les...

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'Frank Zappa: 'You have a woo...

I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in tea...

There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular evil, a natural defect, whic...

I don't care whose son he is. I won't go belly-up like a timid pup. If he's fool enough to take a po...

I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish t...