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The problem is, these days you have to listen to too many parts of your body. Sometimes I go with my...

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Picture of Karl Pilkington — Karl PilkingtonThe Further Adventures of An Idiot Abroad

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You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt

Picture of Laurell K. Hamilton — Laurell K. HamiltonThe Killing Dance