Eddie Izzard Quotes

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.

They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just ...

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Cli...

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written b...

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Cli...

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In...

But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" T...

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom li...

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!

I had the luxury of knowing what I wanted to do. So I just sat on the bed and came up with a plan fo...

If you are an LGBT+ person and you come out, you have to go through your knight’s quest to create gr...

It wasn't until I was an adult that I realized you could buy a packet of cereal with a free gift and...