Pet Quotes

Humor and laughter - not necessarily derogatory derision - are my pet tools. This may come from my g...

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the co...

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the mo...

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat insid...

Who shall tell the lady's griefWhen her Cat was past relief?Who shall number the hot tearsShed o'er ...

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

It was a small tortoise with Julia’s initials set in diamonds in the living shell, and this slightly...

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And the...

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before ...