Toaster Quotes

So, without saying anything to the others, it made its way to the farthest corner of the meadow and ...

In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck.

But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there...

The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day se...

Never put a sock in a toaster.